I've designed a new look for Blog Review Online, one of my hosted sites. If you enjoy satirical technobabble, take a peek at BRO's cutting commentary on the blogosphere.

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary that I have a sweet blog, so here it is. To be honest, I hate blogging, so this is going to turn into a soapbox more often than not. In reality, I made this site because I wanted to try new coding things and it was an opportunity for me to learn. "My crime is that of curiosity." Onto other things, though, this website is also a portal whereby I can put my stuff.

So, the typical thing would be to introduce myself. But you don't care, if you're even out there, and if you don't see that big "About Me" on the side, you're probably already blind anyways. Instead of the mundane, I'm just going to go ahead and say you all suck. I'm better than you.

Also, your mother looks like a Picasso.